Herman and Myrtle

Herman: Where’s the stuff I had on my nightstand?

Myrtle: Remember? Decluttering? Keeping only essentials?

H: I only get to keep my CPAP? How about I declutter your nightstand?

M: My things are DECORATIONS.

H: Your decorations are essential. Mine aren’t?

M: Unmatched socks, old newspapers, and used tissues do not enhance our décor.