Since Herman’s manner of dressing is inspired by his mother’s English heritage, he owns no jeans. Myrtle will be the one decluttering her jeans wardrobe. She begins eliminating the tight eights. She’ll never get into those again. There’s an uncomfortable muffin top hanging over the tens. Better keep one twelve.

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Welcome to Herman and Myrtle. While the content of these posts may resemble me and my husband, it’s often pure coincidence. Our friends will know when to sound the alarm.

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