Herman stepped out of the shower to an empty towel rack. “Myrtle, where are the towels?”
“I donated them for declutter day.” Myrtle handed him a washcloth.
“What’s this monogram? WFE? Are you seeing my friend Bill again?”
“N-n-no. It’s it’s from uh hmmmm uh Women For Equality,” Myrtle stammered.
Herman and Myrtle 