Herman and Myrtle

Something is wrong. Herman is singing! It sounds like a tired version of Jingle Bells. When Myrtle approaches him, he tosses a pillow at her. “What the heck?” “I’m just doing today’s decluttering task, ‘Worn-out. Throw pillows.’” Thud. Myrtle ducks and tosses one back. Feathers fly. “Jingle all the way…”