Herman and Myrtle

“It’s Survivor night,” Myrtle announces. Instead of his usual groan, Herman retaliates. “Aren’t you forgetting today’s decluttering challenge? Gathering old remotes?” Myrtle grins and gives Herman a lumpy bag. “Gotcha! Tonight’s a two-hour special. There are twenty-four remotes, enough to keep you busy for a couple hours removing corroded batteries.”